[voice][Locked from Knuckles, Rozalin, and Tidus // hard to hack]

[lordofthedead]

So! How are all my lovely friends of Paixao doing? Appreciating the light of the city again? I'm sure - you're all bouncin' with joy thinking you're safe again and all that fun stuff. Hm? Is that about right?

Well I can agree that it was a showy display of power. But don't you ever let yourselves think you're safe. That's just not how life works.

Have fun at your little pool party. Enjoy life while it lasts. When you're dead, you've got me to deal with.

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[my-blessedbell.livejournal.com]

Oh, my, Hades-san; are you a magician? It was quite impressive <3

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[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

Not you ag -

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[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

... What was impressive?

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[my-blessedbell.livejournal.com]

Veiling Paixao in darkness, after all. Your power simply cannot be denied, after all.

By the way, what do you mean when we're dead? Do you happen to run a crematorium?

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[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. The darkness.

[pause]

Dear, I am the Lord of the Dead. [work with him here, Belldandy] Your poor souls are my territory.

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[my-blessedbell.livejournal.com]

Oh, my, I didn't know that the dead had a lord presiding over them! How intriguing!

Does being the lord of the dead give you access to the light switch, Hades-san?

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[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Sounds like someone didn't get an invite to this party.

[voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

As if I really want to 'chill out' and socialize with you lot.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like Jafar and Maleficent are really that great of company.

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[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

Jafar? Oh, that's a good one - [he laughs] Man, if Jafar was still here he'd be thrown into the pool... such a shame.

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[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

He's gone? Well, that makes one of you. How long till the rest of you finally leave?

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Oh, we will. When was the last time you had any fun, Hades? I mean, when you're not hiding under Maleficent's dress and pretending you're actually competent.

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[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

.... you know, and here I was considering going to this party and being a nice guy.

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[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

But now I'm reconsidering it.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Maybe you've mistaken me for someone else, but I don't get intimidated by idle threats. If you do decide to crash my party, expect the power of a genie and two goddesses to keep you in your place.

Which, in case you didn't know, is skulking in the shadows and terrifying children.

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[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

.... What if I'm not necessarily crashing the party, hm?

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[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

What?

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[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

What would you be doing then? Somehow I can't see you drinking Mai Tai's and singing karaoke.

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[sumofallfayth]

[brb freaking out a little.]

[sumofallfayth]

If you're trying to threaten or upset us, it's not going to work.

[voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

Oh? You're not upset...? Reeeally?

[voice]

[sumofallfayth]

I'm upset that you're still walking around, but you aren't a threat to us.

[voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

You keep thinking that, doll.

[upgrade2hat.livejournal.com]

Forgive me if this offends, but this gets a bit tiresome after the first few times you do it.

[Voice]

[lyricalsummons.livejournal.com]

[She laughs. Musically, delightedly, and finally, highly sarcastically.]

I've been dead before. For 1000 years. And I've seen you defeated and foiled in kidnapping a young woman. If you're trying to intimidate the general populace, your time is past, and you're hiding behind another's power.